Not sure I fancy an eternity of drinking and fight...

2004-11-22T21:14:00.000Z

Not sure I fancy an eternity of drinking and fighting. It's a bit rugby club-ish. Ideally I'd be reincarnated as a champion racehourse. A couple of years travelling the world, a long retirement servicing high class fillies and you have dozens of people devoted to your welfare. Ideal.

The worst thing would be to come back as a National Hunt horse. You get the chop and spent several winters hacking around frozen course while a short, fierce bloke hits you with a stick.

If it could be said your intake was just the odd b...

2004-11-22T20:10:00.000Z

If it could be said your intake was just the odd bloody mary, all would be fine. But as you drink like a drain, I think Valhalla is the sort of afterlife you're really looking for.

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Not sure I fancy an eternity of drinking and fight...

If it could be said your intake was just the odd b...