Vote Labour, Sleep Tory

Still on the O'Grauniad theme (sort of):

One of the downsides about being a journalist is that it is a profession with little aphrodisiacal effect. It might be the dubious types it attracts (plus the poor wages and unsocial hours many of us have to endure.) It would seem that not even Guardian journos are immune judging from this wistful comment from their editorial on bonking Boris:

"The twice-married Mr Johnson's conduct during what is now confirmed as office affair at the Spectator (someone should bottle that magazine's tap water) reinforces the impression that he is Not Serious."

The poor wee lambs.