I am thinking about converting to Islam
After a few weeks, the Dutch show little sign of calming down after the murder of Theo van Gogh. Thank goodness their ambassador to Britain has more important things to worry about.
Apparently, Mr van Gogh's film Submission implied that Muslims occupy their time undressing women, indulging in a little rough stuff and writing verses on their naked bodies. To me this is a far more appealing religion than Presbyterianism and I am now seriously considering converting. The ban on alcohol is something of a deterrant, I admit, but perhaps if I was especially zealous about the other stuff, Allah would overlook the odd Bloody Mary.
posted by buff and blue @ 4:23 PM
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If it could be said your intake was just the odd bloody mary, all would be fine. But as you drink like a drain, I think Valhalla is the sort of afterlife you're really looking for.
Not sure I fancy an eternity of drinking and fighting. It's a bit rugby club-ish. Ideally I'd be reincarnated as a champion racehourse. A couple of years travelling the world, a long retirement servicing high class fillies and you have dozens of people devoted to your welfare. Ideal.
The worst thing would be to come back as a National Hunt horse. You get the chop and spent several winters hacking around frozen course while a short, fierce bloke hits you with a stick.
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